I am happy to announce that I can provide you with cheap domain names now. I have way too many credits for domain names with my registrar. I just want to get rid of them. That is why I am trying to be the cheapest source for domains cheaply on the internet- because I don't want them! Yes, I will make a profit- about 15 cents each! Do I care? No! Because if I don't sell them, then all I have are credits! And I can't eat credits. I can't pay my truck payment with credits. I can't pay that stupid speeding ticket with credits. I want to unload these domain name credits so that I can get on with my life. Do you want a few thousand credits towards registering domains cheaply? I don't. I thought that I did, but I don't. I bought lots and lots of them. I spent too mch on them. Now I need to get rid of them!

For those who don't know- you can buy domains one at a time for about ten dollars each $10 (Once it was 70 dollars for two years minimum.). If you think that you'll buy over 50, then you can get them for about $9 nine dollars each. And if you're really stupid (that's me), then you can spend a lot of money up front and have credits towards registering domain names. You can spend thousands! You'll save! You'll be a millionaire in the end with all those domains! Yeah, that's what I thought. Cheap domains was supposed to be like cheap real estate. Turns out it was like cheap girls. Now I have too many and I don't know what to do with them.

So I'll tell you want I'll do with them. I'm going to register or renew domain names for any old fool (that should be you) who wants it for under eight dollars. That's right, buddy. $8 domains because that's what I need to cover my losses. And eat. And pay that ticket.