If you haven't figured it out yet, then you should know that I am a little upset. And hungry. If I don't get rid of the domain name credits that I have, then I will not eat. My bills will go unpaid and my truck will be repo'ed. I admit that I was stupid when I bought domain name credits. I was stupid. Profit from my stupidity. I am not proud.

Please register your domain names with me. I will be very fair with you and I will not rip you off. That is why I am accepting paypal for payment. If you don't trust them, then you can't trust the government. Well, you can't trust the government anyway...

I need to renew or register your domain name for you. I NEED to. I need to eat. And the local supermarket won't accept my domain name credits for payment! You believe that?!? So if you give me eight dollars, I will register your domain name. That is cheaper than any other place on the internet that I know of. If you find one cheaper, then contact me. I'll see if I can beat it. I probably will- it's in my interest. I'd trade you ten domain names for a tank of gas if you're willing. Did I mention that I can do dot com's, dot net's, dot org's and a few others. I've never done a dot name or a dot biz, but I could. Just tell me what you need. If I can do it, then I will. If I can't, then I'll try harder! Really, I need this.